Saturday, July 11, 2009

Shigeru Miyamoto

I stepped into a stairwell and a series of portals appeared before me, all leading to various locations in Bellingham, Washington. I've never been there, so my mental image was really janky. I went through one and walked down a road, with an electric post on my lefthand side. After about a mile, I found Nintendo's headquarters, which was a building surrounded by a moat and huge vegetable gardens.

I checked out the area and dove into the moat, gathering golden coins (arranged in a circle on an underwater platform, of course). Though I tried to take a nap in a secluded corner of the garden (it was evening), Shigeru Miyamoto kicked me out. I remember thinking that he was cool, but an asshole.

I went back to the stairwell and got my friend Margie, who's from Bellingham, to walk through another portal with me. We couldn't find Nintendo, so we ended up at my friend Andrew's house (he actually lives in that town too). After distracting Margie, Andrew and I started having sex (?!). Luckily, I woke up.